INEXPENSIVE ENTRY-LEVEL CAR PURCHASED AT DEALERSHIP.

KEY CLICKS INTO IGNITION OF 2006 TOYOTA YARIS.

TAKE A SEAT, MONOXIDE CLASS HAS BEGUN.

PREPARE TO BE BLASTED THROUGH EXCESSIVE INHALATION.

MOTHER ~ALWAYS~ SAID YOU HAD AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY… WELL SUCK ON THIS!

SCENE:

HEAVY BREATHING, SQUEALING OF EXHAUST.

CREAM POT CHARLIE AND McCRACKPIPE LAUNCH MELTED SCRAP.

STEERING WHEEL LACED WITH BLADES.

ENGINE ONLY ACCELERATED FURTHER.

TAPE ALL HOLES IMMEDIATELY.

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THROAT PIPE OPENS.

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MADNESS HIDES BEHIND THESE MONITORS… WILL YOU LOG ON?

REBOOT YOUR FRAIL CRANIUM AND INVITE ANNIHILATION – AN ORDER FROM McCRACKPIPE.

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